When I get knocked up,
I am not going to say anything to anyone besides my husband and my best friend. nothing. I am going to see how long it takes to for people to figure it out. I am going to be like “Are you calling me fat?…” lmao. And then one day after I am super pregnant like 8 1/2 months, I am going to post on FB like “omg guys guess what I found out omg”… Just so I don’t have to deal with people. I am totally freaked out by the idea of people touching me. Just because I will have a giant baby filled uterus does not make my belly a petting zoo.
